Apparently, ground zero of the alien invasion is not Area 51 in the middle of the Nevada desert, but right here on the Boardwalk and 8th Street in Ocean City, New Jersey. It's abundantly clear that you might encounter bug-eyed, big-headed beings at this very spot. Maybe an alien will immobilize you with a laser beam and abduct you for some invasive probing. Or, maybe an alien will bump into you while chewing on salt water taffy and wearing an obnoxiously colored swim suit. It can be hard to tell which.

06.18.22